I am alive!

I am alive!
Have a drink first...
Oh, what a wonderful day!
Keep looking for that Vampire.
I'm sure that's our problem,
and he must be somewhere near.
He's tough, but not immortal.
You can take him!
Excellent! I see that you can be trusted to perform well when called upon.
Don't tell me you're losing your nerve?

Get you gone, and don't come back 'til you've stiffened your spine!
I can't believe my ears!
Why did you do it? Why?
Well, no matter.
Who says being dead is bad?
I AM THAT I AM
I will come again.